So there was a huge storm last night that knocked all the power out. To kill time I went to Walmart and stayed there for a while. I grabbed a Spiderman mask and started walking like a dinosaur while screaming out they lyrics to “Tears to Shed”. The Walmart employees were looking at me odd though so I yelled out Avada Kedavra. Two employees pretended to die and one other one pointed their pen at me and said Crucio. Best. Day. At Walmart. Ever.